10 signs you might be seeing a Geek Girl

1. You try to wipe the smear of red (fake) blood off the bathroom doorway and she stops you saying that it adds color to the place.

2. You step on something hard on the living room carpet and find a D10 underfoot.

3. You reach for the shampoo in her shower and accidentally grab a half empty bottle of fake blood.

4. You go hunting for silverware and find 2 pairs of lightsaber chopsticks on top of the rest of the utensils.

5. You start to take her bra off and a plastic roach falls out. She casually explains it’s Hector, her lucky roach and he travels in her bra.

6. She vehemently defends fanfic as art and keeps notebooks of printed fic on the same shelves as her regular novels.

7. She explains that her ren faire clothes are not a “costume”. They’re work clothes.

8. Elf ears, wigs and spirit gum are constantly present on her bathroom counter for “quick access” according to her.

9. Her idea of Christmas movies are “Die Hard”, “Nightmare Before Christmas” and “Edward Scissorhands”. It’s likely she’s completely forgotten about “It’s a Wonderful Life” and “Miracle on 34th St.”

10. When you google her name or user name you find several geek websites that she’s a writer for and her 4 fanfic author accounts.

(this post brought to you by Elf who proudly flaunts her geekdom)

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~ by rumielf on December 17, 2010.

5 Responses to “10 signs you might be seeing a Geek Girl”

  1. Funny — this reminds me of a sexy, geek girl I know; what are the odds?

  2. Funny list. Date a geek Girl!

  3. Ah Hector 🙂

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